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  1. louixo

    Air Traffic Control

    These are actual conversations between people in aviation situations. Conversations Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles! Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." "Centre, we are at 35,000 feet...
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    Team Versus Singles and HOS Rules.

    Where is the breaking point that decides if a load goes to a team or a single driver. What variables are taken into consideration. And, have the new HOS rules changed any of those variables?. Finally, what changes have each of you seen from your vantage point, that was brought on by the new...
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    What size unit?

    For about a year now, I´ve been hearing that many fleets are phasing in more "E" units. What do you see as the way the industry is going and why, as far as unit size to run, team and/or single? When I first got into expediting several years ago after running TT for many years, I asked the...
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    Beer troubleshooting Chart

    BEER TROUBLESHOOTING CHART SYMPTOM FAULT ACTION TO TAKE Feet cold and wet. Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. Feet warm and wet. Improper bladder control. Stand next to nearest dog...
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    This Is Worth Looking At.

    Recently there was a topic about buying on ebay, and using paypal, and other methods. Go to the link below and read the scams topic. Truckers are always out there with credit cards, and other financial instruments, and have to use various methods to pay bills and take care of financial...
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    American Eagle vs The Russian bear

    George Bush received a call from Russian President Putin. He says to Bush "Our largest condom factory has exploded, My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!" "Mr. Putin, the American people would be happy to do anything within their power to...
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    Chinese Food Song

    We all are out there all the time finding new restaurants, and trying new kinds of dishes. Now somebody has written a song for chinese food. Click below. http://www.elfrigo.org/flash/chowmein.htm
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    Difficult to Believe

    This was written by a reporter. ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could order 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six...
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    Quarter Recall

    Hang on to any of the new State of Kentucky quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than 25 cents. The U.S. Treasury announced today that it is recalling all of the Kentucky quarters that are part of its program featuring quarters from each state. "We are recalling all the new...
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    Ebay purchase?

    Paypal is easy and safe with a credit card. The mechanics are that you, the buyer, pay to paypal and then paypal pays the seller. The seller never sees your credit card info. Also, my visa card issuer, gaurantees the transaction thru ebay if I use the credit card. 100% money back if there would...
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    Did you hear about the blond who...

    1. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. 2. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a slope. 3. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the typewriter. 4. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and...
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    GUY¨S RULES

    Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down...
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    I'm So Glad

    ok...I was talking to a friend in Yahoo messebnger and wanted to do something cool, so I tried to drag and drop an emoticon. What ahppened is that when i dragged it to the window and thwen sent the message, it appeared to my friend as the path, and when she ckicked on it, it opened a browser...
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    Police Calandar

    Gotcha didn´t I!!??
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    Police Calandar

    The all nude police officer calendar for 2004 comes in an all-male and an all-female version. All pics show full frontal nudity, for both female and male versions. Just click on the menu to select which one you want to view. They are available for sale on the site -- the calendars, not the...
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    The Old Man and the Young Man

    An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,orange, blue, yellow....The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked, the old man was staring. The young man finally said...
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    Fuel Prices

    Here is a link that lets you follow the trend and market forces in pricing for fuel. Just click on a market and it gives you an updated breakdown. http://www.fuelgaugereport.com/
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    Law Court Transcripts

    These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. __________________________________ Q...
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    Twisted lil game.. LOL

    Dreamer..I know this post has been on here a while. I never tried it until today, as I´m not much into video games. This one is different. Simple and fun!! And addictive. Thanks.
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    Self Protection

    The statistics for truck drivers bieng assaulted are extremely low. That does not mean it won´t happen. The preventitive is not the weapons you see on this thread. If someone has a gun, and they are intent on harming you, you have little defense. The best preventitive is common sense. Be aware...
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