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    The Dot

    FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Washington has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married...
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    Wall Street Journal Sizes up Obama

    They've Got Him Figured Out A "deadly" article regarding Obama, at the Wall Street Journal, which today is the most widely circulated newspaper in America .. Article from the Wall Street Journal - by Eddie Sessions: "I have this theory about Barack Obama. I think he's led a kind...
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    Scare prank

    Biertijd.com // Media » Scare Prank
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    Should CEO"S govern?

    By Henry Briggs columnist for Main Line Suburban Life. CEOs are smart, focused and successful. If they need to cut costs, they “downsize.” They bring in their own “team.” They take advantage of lower costs in other countries and “outsource” whenever possible. They evaluate and sell off...
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    How to install a security system

    1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: "Bubba, Bertha...
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    I'm tired

    Robert A. Hall is the actor who plays the coroner on CSI if you watch that show. "I'm 63 and I'm Tired" by Robert A. Hall I'm 63. Except for one semester in college when jobs were scarce and a six-month period when I was between jobs...
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    Overwhelm the system

    By Wayne Allyn Root, July 6th, 2010...obama's college roomy Barack Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent. To the contrary, he is brilliant. He knows exactly what he's doing. He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to create systemic failure, economic crisis and social chaos --...
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    Obama's college roomate speaks out

    By Wayne Allyn Root, July 6th, 2010 Barack Obama is no fool. He is not incompetent. To the contrary, he is brilliant. He knows exactly what he's doing. He is purposely overwhelming the U.S. economy to create systemic failure, economic crisis and social chaos -- thereby destroying...
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    Making of the model T Ford

    http://www.youtube.com/swf/l.swf?video_id=S4KrIMZpwCY
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    Islam is NOT a peaceful religion

    WHILE not approving of the plan, thankfully now abandoned, by US Pastor Terry Jones to burn Korans, what has disturbed me greatly is the lengths to which the West has gone to appease Islam, the so-called "religion of peace". The West has propagated this myth since 9/11 in the face of ****ing...
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    Human ventriliquist

    Funny stuff. YouTube - Paul Zerdin Ventriloquist at Comedy Rocks With Jason .Manford - FUNNY -
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    Q&A's from an AARP forum

    Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish...
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    4 cats

    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.'...
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    Suicide bombers go on strike

    Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement. The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the...
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    What is globilization?

    A definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate: Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a...
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    What if Dubya had done it?

    If George W. Bush had doubled the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in just one year, would you have approved? If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved? If George W...
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    As we wind down the year 2010

    As we progress into the year 2011, I want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. I no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, or have the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water...
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    Colbert and the tea party

    I am a fan of Steven Colbert (and his twin brother, Jon Stewart). That includes Colbert’s satirical congressional testimony last week about migrant workers. I am not a fan of the Tea Party movement. But there is unexpected linkage between the two. “It turns out – and I did not know this –...
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    Birthday! Commercial Radio's 90th Birthday

    1920: The Joseph Horne department store in Pittsburgh advertises ready-made radio receivers that can pick up a local broadcast station. Commercial radio is just weeks away. Frank Conrad was assistant chief engineer of the Westinghouse Electric Company in Pittsburgh. He’d been interested in...
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    Senior Citizen Solution

    So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 Congressmen and 2 illegal immigrants! Of course, this means you will be sent to...
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