The Expediting Alliance of North America. I guess she can decide who the carrier of the year is because, ahhh, she can? I dunno, you know how women are...
You would need an "A" CDL as you'd be a combination exceeding 10k. I seriously doubt you'll find a company that would want something like that. A small straight truck makes more sense.
In a related story, the number of men showing up in emergency rooms after chewing their own arms off is increasing. The men claim that the loss of the limb is preferable to whatever may have transpired with the female predator the following morning.
The bow tie is a risky fashion statement that only a handful have really pulled off.
George Will, Peewee Herman...
(Pulled off... Peewee Herman... I crack myself up sometimes.)