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mumbled to himself, mmmmmm, piggieeeeeeee. It was just about this time that layoutshooter was hitch hiking down the road with his bag limit over his shoulder. A VW microbus full of old deadheads on their way to a Dead show stopped, and though they were a little taken back by the dead ducks he...

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Greg's maid shows up ( he's independently wealthy you know) and says "what the he*ll are you doing with my feather duster??!! I have been looking all over for it and now it's ruined"! There was a lot of him hawing around about who destroyed the feather duster when an odd, eerie squeeling sound...

While layoutshooter was not being fooled by the lovely decoy, his flying saucer shaped boat sprung a leak. As he was looking for something to stuff in the hole Chef floated up and.......

it was too late. OVM had already put them on the pizza he was cooking, along with some canadian bacon, in his toaster oven. OVM was feeling a little light headed from the aroma coming from the toaster oven, but he didn't know what it was. He stepped out of the sprinter for some fresh air for...

breed a liliputan with a Keebler elf?" Doug reached up into the tree attempting to grab one of the elusive cookie makers. As he was feeling around, something clamped down on his pinky finger!. Quickly yanking his hand out of the tree, he couldn't hardly believe it when....

This'll be the day that I die....Which was kinda of strange because originally it was good ole' boys who sang those words. just then Dougtravels showed up and.....

Suddenly an enormous blast knocks everyone standing to the ground. Chef's white Bolt Express van has erupted in a fireball. All the ammo in the back is exploding....pop! pop! pop!...and wouldn't you know it, but.......

Chef shows up with a pair of tongs and a pickle jar full of...

CNN showed up with their cameras and blinding lights, spewing graphic details about how tamaflu causes sterility in ...

offer them some yellow cake and window pane in exchange for

Crack babies usually live...

Do you have to hold her upside down and smack her on the bottom to get her to put out?:p

Just an off topic observation: Anarchist is ony a couple letters short of Antichrist. In a short game of anagrams,first move the r. There's some anarchy for you. Now add a t for tyrranist, and an i for impudence. Replace one vowel with another and voila, Antichrist! Following that line of...

Man or blotter?

I don't know if mulatto is any kind of official term or not. until 1964 brought the Civil Rights Act, any child born with any "negro" blood relatives in his or her backgroung was considered a negro. Birth certificates reflected this.

Me too. I have a handful of them.

I'm pretty sure they could. I don't know about all those decoys though.

By definition, Obama is a mulatto. The only problem I have with this term is that it is a little outdated. Calling Obama a mulatto would be like calling one of you guys a "real cool cat" or daddi-o....