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Blasphemer!

Father: Intercourse. Mother: Later, dear. Father: No, no, the word, `intercourse' -- good and woody ... inter ... course ... pert ... pert thighs ... botty, botty, botty ... (the mother leaves the room) ... erogenous ... zone ... concubine ... erogenous...

You definitely pay for convenience.

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Methinks the gas answers that for you. :eek:

To fix the American voter, one must understand the Amer... LOOK! A SQUIRREL!!!

I thought that only pertained to Panther van drivers.

Well, Mr Snyder, what does the state do with the last increase in fuel taxes, that is supposed to go towards roads? Umm... well... you know... I like how they're the big, bad parent, telling us that if we don't like the gas tax, we can have an increase in sales tax. "If you don't eat your gas...

Now that looks like a bike we'd want Obama and :censoredsign: to ride. They deserve to be on the hot seat. Can you say 'irony'?

Ah, then you're a know-it-all. I was going to say that in the first place, but a wiki-wonk was more likely, and less offensive, IMO. Regardless of your methods, you appear to purposefully try and make others on this site look like your underlings; and that is really lame.

Wow... he knows how to use google and wikipedia. Turtle... you went thru the problem of looking up brands of hot dogs. For one, you missed the joke; for two, you must be lonely.

Did you boogey thru it?

Then how do you explain the hot dogs? :D

I thought Speedway was bought out by Pilot. Either way, fewer players in the game is not good for competition.

I'm cheap my wife cuts my hair. Golly. Beav... you look like you got the mange.

You guys must be running out of old barns, seeing as there aren't any trees up there. ;)

I'm curious to know what speed that truck was going. He likely put his brakes on on ice; so the tow truck driver's statement about slowing down when you see the flashing lights could've been the factor that instigated it.

A mediocre 80s band kicks the snot out of today's stars.

Can't argue with that; tho all too often, the company is seeing to their profitability, while complaining if you are seeing to yours. I look for honesty, number one. Once started, distrust spreads like a cold at a coughing convention. There are more than a few companies I've soured on because...