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Over five thousand years ago,Moses said to the Children of Israel: Pick up Your Shovels, Mount your Asses and Camels, And I will Lead You to the Promised Land! Nearly 75 Years ago, Roosevelt said: Lay down your Shovels, Sit on your Asses, And Light Up a Camel, This is the Promised Land...

Yesterday 01/07/10 Ohio "Finally" Executed another Convicted Murderer by Lethal Injection! Vernon Smith Killed a Toledo Store Owner by the Name of Darwish Back in 1993 and He's been sitting on Death Row for 16 Plus Years at Tax Payers Expense. Vernon Changed his Name and Faith while on Death Row...

In a Meeting with Al Gore, Bill Clinton and Barack Obama, God asked Al Gore: Al, What do you believe? Al Gore Said that He Believes that he won The Election, But God Had Other Plans for Him,and he held no Bad Feelings. God thought for a Minute and Said ok Al, Sit on my Left! He then Asked...

The Liberals are asking us to give Obama time : We Agreed and think that 25 to Life would be appropriate!! America Needs Obama Care Like Nancy Pelosi Needs a Halloween Mask!! Q: Have you heard about Mcdonalds New Obama Meal? A: Order anything you like and the Guy behind you has to Pay for...

I Bought a New Freightliner Last week and Had to Take it Back to the Dealer because I couldn't get the Radio to Work> The Salesman explained to me that the Radio was Voice Activated. Nelson,The Salesman said to the Radio, The Radio Replied Ricky or Willie? Willie he continued and On the Road...

This was On Todays News, Can you Believe it That Some Moron Placed a Classified Add In a Pennsylvania newspaper Stating: May Obama Follow in the Footsteps Of, Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy?? Now I Have No Use for Obumma But Assasination is Going a Bit Too Far and I Don't Advocate...

A Woman In a Hot Air Balloon was Lost, She Lowered her Altitude and Spotted a Man in a Boat Below. She shouted to him, Excuse me, Can You Help me? I Promised a Friend I would Meet Him an Hour Ago, But I Don't Know Where I Am" The Man Consulted His Portable GPS and Replied, "You're in a Hot Air...