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My daughter got her aerospace engineering degree at the University of Missouri at Rolla. When she talked about "Pop" machines (everyone knows they are Coke machines), I thought she was saying Pot. I thought to myself that things sure have changed since my college days at Auburn! She refuses to...

Let's leave your personal life outta..... oh wait, I missread it. I thought I read something about blowing a lion! SORRY!!:o

Don't forget to put marshmellows in the hot chocolate!:D

Great idea! Make smores to so they have a chocolate high too!

Easier than makjing coffee!:D

Might just have to make some of those! Yum, Yum!!

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to...

When I started reading. I thought of TJP! That would have been just his luck!

Oh yeah! I remember those days!

I was in the 6th grade when we merged the black and white schools. It was really not a really a big deal. Maybe the fact that football was and is a big deal here in the south helped. We just had more folks for our football team. The funny times were when us backward, racist southerners watched...

Hey! I resemble that remark!:eek: Every good ole boy knows that self esteem is when your cousins are busy and you have to pleasure yourself! We are not as dumb as we look!:rolleyes:

Vote early, vote often! Also encourage the dead to vote! The Chicago way!:D

I know I'm the ideal weight.... if I was 9 foot 6 inches tall!

Way to go!!!! Keep up the good work. You are an inspiration to us rotund people out here!

Hey! That's my story except I've only got enough money for 2 tanks. Still trying to get that third tank before I start!

You need to buy carbon offsets for all the methane you, or your dog, are spewing into the atmosphere!:eek: I happen to be the south eastern regional distributor for Fart Be Gone carbon offsets. For a mere $29.95 cash or cash, you can feel free to vent gas freely. The $29.95 will go to the...

Obviously it is the dog!:eek: Growing up, we always blamed vulgar vapors on the dog!:D

Well crap! Another darn list I'm on!:rolleyes:

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing...

The main issue to me about pets is what is spelled out in the contract. If you agree to no pets, then...no pets. If you have a contract that allows pets, grab the pooper scooper and have at it.