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Fifty Two Years of math 1959 - 2011 (in the USA ) Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $ 2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at...

Have you noticed the new ads for the Dodge products? The new slogan is Imported from Detroit. During the pre-race programming today, they had that slogan behind a new Dodge Challenger. I thought that was really good advertising until I discovered that it was built at the Brampton Assembly plant...

"LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE" A Congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to...

Well, Obama recently signed the bill that allows gays to serve openly in the Military, No more don't ask don't tell. But what has he really done, but cause more confusion in the ranks. This is what now can happen. So for the moment, imagine.................... You're in a...

The Awesome Power of a Wife's Love A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he...

IRVNG, Texas -- If you're lucky enough to have a ticket to Super Bowl XLV between Pittsburgh and Green Bay, then the next step is to find parking near Cowboys Stadium. And that might be more expensive than the ticket. More on the Cowboys Calvin Watkins, Tim MacMahon and Todd Archer...

World's Shortest Books: _________________________________ THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE by Barack Obama ____________________________________________ MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS by Tiger Woods ____________________________________________ THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY...

Thought this was pretty funny!:D YouTube - My Blackberry Is Not Working! - The One Ronnie, Preview - BBC One

From The Manitoba Herald by Clive Runnels Canadians: “Build a **** Fence!" The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea...

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We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the...

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called: “Gonorrhea Lectim”. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior...

> One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, > 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. > When the barber went to open his shop the next morning...

A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to...

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing...

I was in Lowe's the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence...

Women Drivers!!! This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving and when I looked back...