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>>I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the >>poison control center. >> >>Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little >>daughter eating ants. >> >>I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no...

It's been found that the WV hillbillys have invented the toothpaste after all....If it had been someone else,somewhere else, it would be called teethpaste.

One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him, and his troops, everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands, and thank them for being willing to serve, and fight...

Do not try this on your team driver ! A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of cards with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to really annoyed if it's not ready on time!" she exclaimed suddenly. When she...

A JB Hunt driver who has been out on the road for eight long weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could...

This sign read " Do you know the real meaning of Christmas? It's not choosing between an IPOD AND AN XBOX ! I like that! Support our military members and their families,this Holiday season,and always ! They are defending our freedom ! The Only Easy Day,Was Yesterday- U.S. Navy Seals

It irks me when someone says " Merry Xmas". Do you not know the true meaning of Christmas? And in the same posting,they add "May God Bless you".Maybe you need to visit a Transport for Christ,or any other trucker ministry,and Say "Merry Xmas",to the chaplain inside.Maybe they will set you...

This is a neat thing,that someone thought of to send the spirit of Christmas to our troops,overseas. Go to http://www.operationchristmastree.com, to raise money to send trees to every member of the military in Iraq and Afghanistan next year.

A MARINE'S NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS T'was the night before Christmas, He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house made of Plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney With presents to give, And to see just who In this home did live. I looked all about, A strange sight I did see, No...

I delivered a load to Wellington,Ohio,Monday night.After that I drove to Pilot,in Lodi,off I 71. I ate 2 crispy chicken sandwiches and cup of chili,about 8 pm.Tuesday morning,at 5:30 am,I was passing it both ways.I couldn't make inside the Pilot,I had just enough time to open the van door,and...

A blonde left her car out in a hail storm. When the storm was over she checked the car and found out it was covered with small dents. She went to the local garage and inquired how to fix the problem. The mechanic told her to blow on the tailpipe and the dents would be removed. She took the car...

I just came back out last week.I was wondering if it is slow for other van drivers? I know after a holiday,it tends to be slow.Any input would be nice.Thanks! There is a place for most of God's creatures,right next to the taters and gravy !

Here's a new one...never thought about how easy this would be. Be careful! Well the crooks have found a way to rob you of your gift card balance. If you buy Gift Cards from a display rack that has various store cards you may become a victim of theft. Crooks are now jotting down the card...

I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. No where did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and...

Check this out! Take a moment to let the troops we care! Doesn't matter how you feel about the war, this is for the troops and this is pretty neat ............ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Try this from Xerox. It is FREE and it only takes a...

Ever wonder what the _expression "stuck on stupid" meant? Well here is an example: The grinning idiot clinging to Je$$e Jack$on is Cindy Sheehan... the sob sister protesting the war at Bush's ranch, who lost her son in the war, the same son she gave up in her divorce when he was 7 years...

Thank you for your interest in UPS Expedite. Currently, we are scaling back our recruiting of new owner operators. This is not to say that in certain situations, we are not looking to hire drivers, but due to the overwhelming response on the Expeditors online ad, we need to process the 20-30...

I was contacted by an owner with a cargo van,picked up the van,and went home. After I got home I started thinking,about the 50 percent,plus FSC.and me paying for the gas,along with the $120 a month for workmans comp.That was the deal.I must have been stupid !No bed,nothing to lay on,except...

I was wondering if anyone out there may know an fleet owner,with a Sprinter,leased to a Toledo based expedite company,NOT requiring Hazmat. I really want to get back into expediting again.I miss being independent,and being on the road. Thank you ...

I have applied to Epes Express,and Expediter Services,because the recruiters at the Expedite Expo,said that they were hiring.Only if you are a team,I found out after the fact.It's funny,if you browse through the Expedite Now magazine,you come up to Epes Express ad hiring for company drivers.They...