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Hey Doug, Thanks - I thought this was a lot of fun and would like to do it again sometime. Stay out of the catnip. mypie P.S. I'm no silicone sister, these puppies are all real!

have ToTo pull back the curtain to expose the "all mighty wizard of oz" to be nothing more than and ordinary man with no real power at all. And, mypie says you have nothing in your bag for me mr. wizard. But, I do, I have poison catnip and a pretty scroungy looking owl. Its all in how you...

Then mypie reaches out and snatches the poison catnip right out of his hands and pushes back the mouse outfit stating, "I won't be needing that. I have my own secret weapon. Then she lifts up her skirt on her right let and pulls a pair of white gloves out of her garter. She carefully places...

flips of the floppy red hat, and long flowing reddish brown hair comes flowing out, and then mypie says, "what you thought I was a guy?" Now, it makes sense why mypie would be hanging out in the lingere department - she needed new panties, a bra and a thong! For some reason, doug just can't...

" . . . sink to the bottom of the sea and you mermaids will be the only ones that can save it." "So, will you agree to . . .?"

Moose walked up to her and handed her the golden pole saying, "this must belong to you because it matches your scales". Moose had instantly fallen head over hooves in love, and stumbling over his words, said "how would you like to . . . "

to purchase some catnip to lace in the owl. Along their journey through WalMart they passed the femine hygene products and picked up some Motrin, and the largest pads and tampons that they could find because the Cat Lady is obviously on the rag! They also were able to find ice bags to sooth...

So Cruzer throws an empty rum bottle with a note to all of his friends telling them that he is stranded on a deserted island in the Caribean and could they come to rescue him. He only had one piece of paper to write his note on, and that was the map. And he throws it in the ocean. The note is...

a key and a map. The map will take you to an island in the Caribiean where you will find a chest full of rum and a recipe for coconut bread. You will become so enebreated on the rum that you will forget to read the recipe on the coconut bread, which has an invisible code that can only be read...

only take a bite of these magic mushrooms and follow the rabbit to the tea party, where you will find a . . . :D

Then arising from the smoking mountain (Panther Recruitment Area) was the dragon lady transforming into a 2 headed dragon with heads that appeared as 2 cats, snarling and breathing bubbles arising to the skies in spirals of chartruse and green. As the dragon lady spoke, the bubbles began to pop...

Are you bold? Are you brave? Rather than using your pickup as a hotshot, a good business to get into in this market might be repo cars.

. . . pecking at my pecker. Natasha to the rescue, she reved up that 18 wheeler and hit the highway with him still stuck to the side of the trailer doing 80! Then . . .

We once delivered to a chocolate factory! We once delivered perfume, our box stunk for weeks! mypie

. . . and that's exactly what he did on the side of a big 53 footer. Just then he realized that the glue they were using was Crazy Glue, and he found himself glued spread eagle between the cats heads, when suddenly his pants dropped to the ground and . . .

You know, I don't know how it is at P2, but for us solos don't do as well. I can't tell you how many times a solo picked up a load at the shipper and drove it 100 miles or so, and it was off-loaded onto a team truck for 1500 miles. I don't like the math of solos. mypie

I like the microwave thing Moose - I will surely make use of that one. No, we are both MyPie, together we are Pi squared! How about this one. I kindly pulled the truck away from the dock so that he could close the doors. When he reached for the door, I pulled up another 10'. The image...

After a year of expediting, and being with each other 24/7/365 we have run outta things to talk about. Heck, I know when he's going to the bathroom, and sometimes I'm in it. So, he and I (no, honestly, it's mostly me) play pranks on each other to keep things exciting. Poor Pie. Anyway...

The best I can tell is we don't get paid by weight. We get paid by the mile and "special services". We get paid extra for refer, lift gate, pallet jack, etc. But, we have also gotten paid more to take a shoe box than we were to take a 10K load on a surface expedite load. I say if you can...

You're in the Deep South. Snow plows down here look like a bright light, kinda yellow, and way up in the sky. It has a tendancy to heat things up and magically melt the snow away. That's hitech!