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Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down..... Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Border. When they catch...

I just got this in an E mail,not sure where to put it, so I put it here. STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters.... S.T.R. My nurse friend sent this and encouraged me to post it and spread the word. I agree. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some...

TIPS ON PUMPING FUEL (Good information) I don't know what you guys are paying for FUEL.... but here in California we are also paying higher, up to $3.75 per gallon. But my line of work is in petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money's worth for...

Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor, who tries a few things but nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian medicine man. The medicine man says, "I can cure this." That said, he...

----- On Relevant 'Logic' . . . Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country lately; illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . . Not me. I concentrate on solutions for the problems. It's a win-win situation. + Dig a...

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it... Then buy a dog. If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want . Then buy a dog. If you want...

ok,ive figured out the avatar thing,thought i fig out the pic in sig. but i see i didnt,and now would love for someone to give me the color codes for FedEx custom critical im home for the week end,someone vandalized my truck while i was home so hope they got their frustrations out,and are...

Here is wishing everyone has a happy and prosperous NEW YEAR,the war ends and a special thankyou to all the guys and gals that are protecting out great country.

ok this is from some one that is computer illiterate,how do we get our signatures back?

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S'ex & Fishing! A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big mega-department store looking for a job. The manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas." Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. "You...

Here's a merry merry christams and a happy new year,to all in the trucking world that read EO.If your staying out working and haveing the holiday buffet in the neighboring truck stops,or just sitting home watching the the college football games,I hope this year was what you expected,and next...

happy new year

Guts: after comming home late with a night out with the guys,your wife meets you with a broom in her hand,and you have the Guts to ask if she is still cleaning or going to fly away. Balls: after getting home late with a night out with the guys,you arrive back home,smelling of beer and...

I was just parked next to this truck in sunny california,wander if he can really pass an inspection

How many times,if any,has anyone been loaded 2300 plus miles to with in 5 miles of their home,and the dead head to pick up was less than 50 miles.I tried to win with a couple of lottery tickets,but all my luck went with this load I'm delivering Monday.You say where was pick up? Commerce Ca.to...

when in Los Angele Ca and you need a motel with truck parking,the Days Inn,Pico Rivera will suit you fine.Plenty of parking for any size truck,Resturant on premisses,and a lounge,and many resturants in walking distance,plus a mall. Take the 605 south to Washington Blved,get off on Washington...

I would like to introduce a long time expediter,that has switched to the hauling of exotic automobiles,other wise known as a traiter.From an ER unit in W/G to exotic autos,my good friend has impressed all that he has come in contact with,so please all welcome the fedexcarhauler.

has anyone found my cat,last seen going into fire station