wrong number

[nightcreacher]

"Hello?"



"Hi honey.


This is Daddy.

Is Mommy near the phone?"



"No Daddy.
She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."


After a brief pause,


Daddy says, "But honey,

you haven't got an Uncle Paul."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the
room

with Mommy, right now."


Brief Pause.

"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you
to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run
upstairs

and knock on the bedroom door


and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car

just pulled into the driveway."


"Okay Daddy, just a minute."


A few minutes later

the little girl comes back to the phone.


"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?"


"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped

out of bed


with no clothes on and ran around

screaming.


Then she tripped over the rug, hit her

head on the dresser



and now she isn't moving at all!"



"Oh my God!!!



What about your Uncle Paul?"




"He jumped out of the bed with no

clothes on, too.



He was all scared and he jump ed out of

the back window

and into the swimming pool. But I guess

he didn't know

that you took out the water last week to
clean it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think
he's dead."


***Long Pause***



***Longer Pause***



Then Daddy says,

"Swimming pool?

Is this 486-5731?"