Worlds shortest books!

[Freightdawg]

World's Shortest Books:
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THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama
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MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
by Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
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A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED, BEFORE ......
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
by Ted Kennedy
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BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by the
Rev. Jesse Jackson

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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
by Nancy Pelosi

 

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there's many more ...

GUN SAFETY by Dick Cheney

THE VALUE OF PRE-WAR INTELLIGENCE by George W. Bush

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman

MOTHERHOOD by Britney Spears

HOW TO FIND OSAMA BIN LADEN by George Bush

ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ACTING by Keanu Reeves

FUN THINGS TO DO IN TOLEDO

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SUNSETS by Helen Keller

ZAGAT'S GUIDE TO CITIES WITHOUT A STARBUCKS

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES FOR LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS

EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN

FRENCH MILITARY VICTORIES