Freightdawg
Expert Expediter
Women Drivers!!! This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving
and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut
out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my Cell Phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs! Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the **** phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
**** women drivers!!!
doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving
and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut
out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying to straighten out the car
using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my Cell Phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs! Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins,
ruined the **** phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.
**** women drivers!!!