Who da Thunk?

Numero_uno

Expert Expediter
When you wash your hands and the water temperature isn't just how you like it,
think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the
1500s:
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Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in
May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting
to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
>Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the
house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons
and men, then the women and finally the children - last of all the
babies.
By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood
underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the
dogs, cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof.
>When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip
>and fall off the roof.
Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.
This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings
could really mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts
and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how
canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying "dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would
get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on
the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they kept
adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start
slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence
the saying a "thresh hold."
(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that
always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things
to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat.
They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get
cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes the stew had
food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas
porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days
old."
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It
was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon."
They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit
around and "chew the fat."
Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid
content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead
poisoning and death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the
next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of
the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper
crust."
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would
sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking
along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the
family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they
would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of
places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the
bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these
coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the
inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they
thought they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it
through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard
shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the
bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."
And that's the truth... Now, whoever said that history was boring!
 

Numero_uno

Expert Expediter
Lawrence

Sorry, hope I didn't post something you have already posted! Not trying to steal your thunder. This was sent to me via email and I thought everyone would get a kick out of it.
 

RichM

Veteran Expediter
Charter Member
At one time I worked for the NCR Corporation. NCR was founded in the 1880!s by a tyrant who had the following habit.
If he decided he didn!t like you or you gave him a report that he didn!t like ,he would wait until you went to lunch,then have your desk,chair and all of your effects hauled out to the front lawn ,and he would set it on fire.
Thats how the expression,"Your Fired" came about.
 

Numero_uno

Expert Expediter
It's really funny where some of these sayings originate. If any of the subscribers to this forum are old military types, there are numerous terms and sayings originating there. Anyone ever heard these terms?: Gehdunk,
Scuttlebutt,
Pogeybait,
Charley Noble,
Poop Deck,
these are only a few terms that originated in the Navy. :D
 

Numero_uno

Expert Expediter
Lawrence,
That cracks me up.......I was sitting here trying to think of some of those things, and then drew a mental block and couldn't remember that one,........ and I was a career military man too!:) :)
 
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