Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
When he says no, cry.
If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first."
After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
When he says no, cry.
If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first."
After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"