> Things You Can Only Say at Thanksgiving (and get away with it)
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> 1. Talk about a huge breast!
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> 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
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> 3. It's Cool Whip time!
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> 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
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> 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
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> 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
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> 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
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> 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
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> 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
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> 10. Don't play with your meat.
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> 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
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> 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
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> 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
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> 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
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> 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
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> 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
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> 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
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> 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
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> 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
>
> 1. Talk about a huge breast!
>
> 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
>
> 3. It's Cool Whip time!
>
> 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
>
> 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
>
> 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
>
> 7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
>
> 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
>
> 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
>
> 10. Don't play with your meat.
>
> 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
>
> 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
>
> 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
>
> 14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
>
> 15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
>
> 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
>
> 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
>
> 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
>
> 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?