"We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid
more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior,
and secure
the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to
ordain and
establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally
whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional, and other liberal
bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident that a whole lot of people
are confused by the Bill of Rights, so this is written to point out the rights you DON¨T have.
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen
TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally
acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended.
This country
is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone --
not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel,
express a
different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and
probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm.
If you stick
a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do
not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your
relatives
independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and
housing. Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will
gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary
of
subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch
potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another
generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That
would be
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not
interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other
people. If
you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone,
don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in
the electric
chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of
others. If
you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of
other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right
to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us
sure want you
to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard
times, but we expect you to take advantage of the
opportunities of
education and vocational training laid before you to make
yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
American
means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by
the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over
abundance of
idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by
the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care
where you
are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to
wherever you came from.
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's
history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one
true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion,
any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!
If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to and nothing untoward will happen if you don´t, but i think it´s about time that common sense prevailed.
ARTICLE XII: You don´t have the right to whip the snot out of some politician who desperately needs it. But you do have the right to vote, and thereby remove him or her from office. If you refuse to excercise THAT particular right that allowed him or her to get into office in the first place, YOU should have the snot whipped out of you!
more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior,
and secure
the blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to
ordain and
establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally
whiny, guilt-ridden, delusional, and other liberal
bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident that a whole lot of people
are confused by the Bill of Rights, so this is written to point out the rights you DON¨T have.
ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen
TV, or any
other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally
acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended.
This country
is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone --
not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel,
express a
different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and
probably always will be.
ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm.
If you stick
a screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do
not expect the tool manufacturer to make you and all your
relatives
independently wealthy.
ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and
housing. Americans
are the most charitable people to be found, and will
gladly help anyone in need, but we are quickly growing weary
of
subsidizing generation after generation of professional couch
potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of another
generation of professional couch potatoes.
ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That
would be
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not
interested in public health care.
ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other
people. If
you kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone,
don't be surprised if the rest of us want to see you fry in
the electric
chair.
ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of
others. If
you rob, cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of
other citizens, don't be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where you still won't have the right
to a big screen color TV or a life of leisure.
ARTICLE VIII: You do not have the right to a job. All of us
sure want you
to have a job, and will gladly help you along in hard
times, but we expect you to take advantage of the
opportunities of
education and vocational training laid before you to make
yourself useful.
ARTICLE IX: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an
American
means that you have the right to PURSUE happiness, which by
the way, is a lot easier if you are unencumbered by an over
abundance of
idiotic laws created by those of you who were confused by
the Bill of Rights.
ARTICLE X: This is an English speaking country. We don't care
where you
are from, English is our language. Learn it or go back to
wherever you came from.
ARTICLE XI: You do not have the right to change our country's
history or
heritage. This country was founded on the belief in one
true God. And yet, you are given the freedom to believe in any religion,
any faith, or no faith at all; with no fear of persecution. The phrase IN GOD WE TRUST is part of our heritage and history, and if you are uncomfortable with it, TOUGH!!!!
If you agree, share this with a friend. No, you don't have to and nothing untoward will happen if you don´t, but i think it´s about time that common sense prevailed.
ARTICLE XII: You don´t have the right to whip the snot out of some politician who desperately needs it. But you do have the right to vote, and thereby remove him or her from office. If you refuse to excercise THAT particular right that allowed him or her to get into office in the first place, YOU should have the snot whipped out of you!