A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the
owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody
to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded,
"How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would
need was in the garage. His wife overhearing their conversation said to him...
"Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?
He responded, "That's a bit cynical,
isn't it?
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb
blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately.."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled
husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed her a $10.00 tip.
Thank you!! she said, "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus
owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody
to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded,
"How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would
need was in the garage. His wife overhearing their conversation said to him...
"Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?
He responded, "That's a bit cynical,
isn't it?
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb
blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately.."
Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled
husband asked.
"Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had
paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed her a $10.00 tip.
Thank you!! she said, "And by the way, "the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus