Bugsy Siegel
Seasoned Expediter
I heard this back when I was driving for Transport America:
I was walking into a Flying J one day and seen a driver from JB Hunt coming out on crutches. Let me tell you, he was beat up something fierce: neck brace, arm in a cast and sling, black eye, couple of teeth missing.
I said "Holy crow, JB, what happened to you?"
"You wouldn't believe it," he replied. "I was out riding my horse and I fell off the dang thing, and wouldn't you know, my foot got caught in the stirrup! The horse never even slowed down, just kept right on running, draggin' me along!"
I said "Wow, that's terrible! Well, how'd you finally get him to stop?"
He said "Well, the lady from Kmart came out and unplugged it!"
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I was walking into a Flying J one day and seen a driver from JB Hunt coming out on crutches. Let me tell you, he was beat up something fierce: neck brace, arm in a cast and sling, black eye, couple of teeth missing.
I said "Holy crow, JB, what happened to you?"
"You wouldn't believe it," he replied. "I was out riding my horse and I fell off the dang thing, and wouldn't you know, my foot got caught in the stirrup! The horse never even slowed down, just kept right on running, draggin' me along!"
I said "Wow, that's terrible! Well, how'd you finally get him to stop?"
He said "Well, the lady from Kmart came out and unplugged it!"
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