Over five thousand years ago,Moses said to the Children of Israel: Pick up Your Shovels, Mount your Asses and Camels, And I will Lead You to the Promised Land!
Nearly 75 Years ago, Roosevelt said: Lay down your Shovels, Sit on your Asses, And Light Up a Camel, This is the Promised Land!
Today, Our Government has Stolen your Shovel, Taxed your Asses, Raised the price of Your Camels and Mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so Depressed Lastnight thinking about Health Care Plans, The Economy, The Wars, Lost Jobs, Savings, Social Security, Retirement Funds Etc....
I Called Life Line, Got a Call Center in Pakistan, Told them that I was Suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could Drive a Truck....
Just wasn't My Day Was It?
Nearly 75 Years ago, Roosevelt said: Lay down your Shovels, Sit on your Asses, And Light Up a Camel, This is the Promised Land!
Today, Our Government has Stolen your Shovel, Taxed your Asses, Raised the price of Your Camels and Mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so Depressed Lastnight thinking about Health Care Plans, The Economy, The Wars, Lost Jobs, Savings, Social Security, Retirement Funds Etc....
I Called Life Line, Got a Call Center in Pakistan, Told them that I was Suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could Drive a Truck....
Just wasn't My Day Was It?
