Freightdawg
Expert Expediter
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman...
and soforth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front
of the other kids."
All the typical answers came up -fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman...
and soforth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic
dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of
other men and they put money in his underwear.
Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and
stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and
helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front
of the other kids."