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Expert Expediter
WHILE IN NY GOING NORTH ON I-81 FROM BINGHAMTON TO NORWICH(MY HOME)I HAD A STATE TROOPER TAILGATING ME. WHILE I WAS DRIVING, A PIGION OR OWL OR HAWK HIT THE TOP OF MY CAR, AND FLEW INTO THE TROOPERS WINDSHIELD AND BROKE IT. HE GAVE ME A TICKET, AND I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD FIGHT IT. THE TICKET WAS FOR FLIPPING HIM THE BIRD