JUST ANOUTHER EXPEDITOR DAY

johnnypopper720

Expert Expediter
Have you seen the new Truck Stop at Exit #48 on I-85 In Georgia?
That"s Right, A Truck Stop Just for Expeditors! No Big Trucks...No
4-Wheelers...
It's called the Whinery Truck Stop. It's a full Service Truck Stop Just For
us 6 Wheelers. Here's their one of a kind Program: They have spared no
expense to bring to you;
A recuitor from Robert's(or who ever they are this week)
A recuitor from Tri-State(was that bull in their old logo constapted or what?)
A recuitor from Panther(is that the same 2 headed cat that I saw at the fair
when I was six?)
A recuitor from LEA( do you get a cart with the free 18 holes of golf when
you sign on?)
A recuitor from CTX( is it true to qualify, all you have to do is present a
mvr, even If it's not yours?)

They also offer free crying towels with a minimum of 150 gallons of fuel!!

They have a on sight sign and logo shop who offer 3 changes per year with a
up-charge and an additional 10% off with the new static stick signs.

All the 800 numbers needed to be an expeditor:

800 # for consumer credit counsiling- ext.oicu812 just for 6 wheelers
800 # for Liars anonymous (just tell them you have the dispatcher syndrome)
800 # for discount truck parts (for the new seats and steering wheels we ahve
to buy since some of us have lost our asses and don't know where to turn)
800 # for Habitat for Humanity( for those who loose their homes, O yea tell
my old friend Jimmy, Hi)
800 # for GreyHound(for the drivers who find that this place looks like a
good place to jump ship and leave the truck)
800 # For Towing and Recovery( the O/O's answer to the above)

AIN'T EXPEDITING GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had a dispatcher just offer me a load that paid $3.20 per mile to the Truck
and was going 2,088 miles!!!!!!

Just my luck, she said I couldn't have it because I'm not a team, She needs a
24ft truck, mine's 22ft. The weight was 13,030 lbs, I max out at 13,000., and
it picks up in fifteen minutes and I'm 300 Miles away......;-)
 
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