Joke sharing: Older lady expediter goes to the store.funny

skyraider

Veteran Expediter
US Navy
An older lady expediter goes to the store,


There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

There will be check out counter training for all older ladies soon. :)
 

blackpup

Veteran Expediter
Took me a little while to catch on to the joke. At least I hope it was joke:confused:. If Homeland Security is involved it might not be a joke. Or that might be the biggest joke of all.


jimmy
 
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