Let me begin by thanking you for supporting me. Not just during this campaign but also throughout the last quarter-century that I have been feeding from the government trough.
I lost. There's no other way to say it. I'm really sorry I was such a baby about it, but you know, it really hurts. I thought the hand counting trick was going to do it for me, but I suppose America has gotten a bit smarter since the impeachment trial.
In short, I am sorry for the three weeks of utter BS I've put everyone through. I promise that when I run in 2004, I will steal the votes ahead of time so as to not inconvenience everybody.
I lost. There's no other way to say it. I'm really sorry I was such a baby about it, but you know, it really hurts. I thought the hand counting trick was going to do it for me, but I suppose America has gotten a bit smarter since the impeachment trial.
In short, I am sorry for the three weeks of utter BS I've put everyone through. I promise that when I run in 2004, I will steal the votes ahead of time so as to not inconvenience everybody.