Heart Surgeon

[theoldprof]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the
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> >> Motor of a Harley Davidson motorcycle when he spotted a
> >> well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
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> >> The surgeon was there, waiting for the Service
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> >> Manager to come and take a look at his bike.
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> >> The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc,
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> >> Can I ask you a question?"
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> >> The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the
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> >> mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic
> >> straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,
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> >> "So Doc, look at this engine. I open it's heart, take valves
> >> out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works
> >> just like new.
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> >> So how come I get such a small salary and you get
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> >> The really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically
> >> the same work?"
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> >> The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and
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> >> whispered to the mechanic...
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> >> "Try doing it with the engine running."