nightcreacher
Veteran Expediter
> A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
> anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
>
> She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
>
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
>
> The wife answered, '"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
>
darling husband!," the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - Two
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tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
>
>
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic,
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but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry, my
>
love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
>
>
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
>
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof..the husband became 92
>
years old.
>
> The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should
>
remember fairies are female...
>
> anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
>
> She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
>
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
>
> The wife answered, '"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
>
darling husband!," the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - Two
>
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
>
>
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic,
>
but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry, my
>
love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
>
>
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
>
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof..the husband became 92
>
years old.
>
> The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should
>
remember fairies are female...
>