Getting Old

leezaback

Seasoned Expediter
Owner/Operator
Do you realize the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids ?

If you are less than 10 years old, you are so excited about aging that you think in fractions How old are you ? you're 4 and a half...going on 5.

That's the key ! you get into you're teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
How old are you ? I'm gonna be..you could be 13-by hey,you're gonna be 16 !

And then the greatest day of you're life happens...you becone 21. Even the words sounds like a cermony..YOU become 21 YYYYESS!!

But then you turn 30. Ooohhh what happened there ? makes you sound like bad milk. ''HE TURNED, we had to throw him out-no fun now!

Whats wrong? what changed? you became 21, you turned 30, then you're pushing 40. Whoa! Put on the breaks-it's all slipping away.

Before you know it you REACHED 50...you're dreams are gone. But wait-you made it to 60. You did'nt think you would !!

So you BECAME 21, TURNED 30, PUSH 40, REACHED 50 and MADE it to 60. You have built up so much speed that you HIT 70

After that it's a day by day thing, You get into you're 80's, and every day is a complete cycle; you Become, turned, pushed,reached, made it, you hit-ahh the memories.

Does'nt end there, Into the 90's you start going backwards ' I JUST TURNED 92'

Then a strange thing happens if you make it over a 100, you become a little kid again 'I'm a 100 and a half!!!
 

skyraider

Veteran Expediter
US Navy
Do you realize the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids ?

If you are less than 10 years old, you are so excited about aging that you think in fractions How old are you ? you're 4 and a half...going on 5.

That's the key ! you get into you're teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
How old are you ? I'm gonna be..you could be 13-by hey,you're gonna be 16 !

And then the greatest day of you're life happens...you becone 21. Even the words sounds like a cermony..YOU become 21 YYYYESS!!

But then you turn 30. Ooohhh what happened there ? makes you sound like bad milk. ''HE TURNED, we had to throw him out-no fun now!

Whats wrong? what changed? you became 21, you turned 30, then you're pushing 40. Whoa! Put on the breaks-it's all slipping away.

Before you know it you REACHED 50...you're dreams are gone. But wait-you made it to 60. You did'nt think you would !!

So you BECAME 21, TURNED 30, PUSH 40, REACHED 50 and MADE it to 60. You have built up so much speed that you HIT 70

After that it's a day by day thing, You get into you're 80's, and every day is a complete cycle; you Become, turned, pushed,reached, made it, you hit-ahh the memories.

Does'nt end there, Into the 90's you start going backwards ' I JUST TURNED 92'

Then a strange thing happens if you make it over a 100, you become a little kid again 'I'm a 100 and a half!!!

######### I can resemble or react to the above, I will b 66 in April, I do like the 90 and 100 part, except maybe some 20 year old cna lady can give me a bath and I wont be able to remember why I want her to do it, and the bath, lol, wow, I anint dead yet.lmao..........................:D
 
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