AMonger
Veteran Expediter
DATELINE GARY, INDIANA-- it's shift change at the TA. The guards here don't drive directly to the TA or Pilot. Apparently, they drive to the office and get in one of their company vehicles and then go in.
I'm parked in the lot on the side by the porno place, and one comes driving up and gets out while the next guy gets in to drive away and leave. The guard leaving calls out to the guard with whom he had just switched places, quite loudly, and asks, "Did you just rip one in here?"
"No, why?"
"It smells like somebody #### their pants in here!"
The other guard goes inside, and the one outside is reluctant to shut the car door. He keeps going, "Sheesh..."
I'm parked in the lot on the side by the porno place, and one comes driving up and gets out while the next guy gets in to drive away and leave. The guard leaving calls out to the guard with whom he had just switched places, quite loudly, and asks, "Did you just rip one in here?"
"No, why?"
"It smells like somebody #### their pants in here!"
The other guard goes inside, and the one outside is reluctant to shut the car door. He keeps going, "Sheesh..."