One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God..
''Lord, I have a problem !"
Whats the problem Eve?'' I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderfull animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I am just not happy.''
Why is that Eve? came the reply from above. ''Lord ,I am lonely.
and sick to death of apples
Well, Eve ,I have a solution. I shall create a man for you
'Whats a man, Lord?
This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to emphathize or listen to you properly.
All in all, he will give you a hard time. But-he will be bigger,faster and more musculas than you. He will also need your advice to think properly.
He will be realy good at fighting and kicking a ball about,hunting, and not altogether to bad in the sack.
''Sounds great'' Eve said with an ironically raised eyebrow.
Whats the catch Lord?
yeah,well...you can have him on one condition"
whats that Lord? ''You will have to let him belive that I made him first.
''Lord, I have a problem !"
Whats the problem Eve?'' I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all these wonderfull animals, and that hilarious comedic snake, but I am just not happy.''
Why is that Eve? came the reply from above. ''Lord ,I am lonely.
and sick to death of apples
Well, Eve ,I have a solution. I shall create a man for you
'Whats a man, Lord?
This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego and an inability to emphathize or listen to you properly.
All in all, he will give you a hard time. But-he will be bigger,faster and more musculas than you. He will also need your advice to think properly.
He will be realy good at fighting and kicking a ball about,hunting, and not altogether to bad in the sack.
''Sounds great'' Eve said with an ironically raised eyebrow.
Whats the catch Lord?
yeah,well...you can have him on one condition"
whats that Lord? ''You will have to let him belive that I made him first.