Two 80 year old ladies that live in a nursing home would go outside every afternoon to have a shot and a beer plus their cigarettes. One afternoon it started to rain and one of the woman pulled out a condom,cut the end off and put it over her cigarette. The other lady asked her "Why are you doing that?" The first lady replied,"Beacause it keeps my cigarette dry."
The next day the second lady gets a ride to a drug store and asks the pharmacist for some condoms. The pharmacist says,"Well we have different shapes,colors and sizes.What do you need?. He then promptly faints when the lady says," I need one to cover a CAMEL".
The next day the second lady gets a ride to a drug store and asks the pharmacist for some condoms. The pharmacist says,"Well we have different shapes,colors and sizes.What do you need?. He then promptly faints when the lady says," I need one to cover a CAMEL".