HoboOfTheHwy
Expert Expediter
Do not try this on your team driver !
A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of cards with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to really annoyed if it's not ready on time!" she exclaimed suddenly.
When she got home, she realised that she didn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she had in the cupboard was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.
She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really enjoyed his dinner. "Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for me anytime."
Needless to say, from then on every night-out with her girlfriends, the woman made her husband the same meal. She eventually couldn't resist telling her girlfriends about it and they were all horrified.
"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed. But she couldn't see how.
Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around the table playing cards when one of her friends said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly and play cards knowing you murdered your own husband?"
The wife quietly replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the mantel while he was licking his bottom!
A very traditional elderly woman was enjoying a good game of cards with her girlfriends one evening. "Oh, no! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to really annoyed if it's not ready on time!" she exclaimed suddenly.
When she got home, she realised that she didn't have enough time to go to the supermarket, and all she had in the cupboard was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food. In a panic, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf just as her husband pulled up.
She greeted her husband and then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner. To her surprise, the husband really enjoyed his dinner. "Darling, this is the best dinner you have made for me in forty years of marriage. You can make this for me anytime."
Needless to say, from then on every night-out with her girlfriends, the woman made her husband the same meal. She eventually couldn't resist telling her girlfriends about it and they were all horrified.
"You're going to kill him!" they exclaimed. But she couldn't see how.
Two months later, her husband died.
The women were sitting around the table playing cards when one of her friends said, "You killed him! We told you that feeding him that cat food every week would do him in! How can you just sit there so calmly and play cards knowing you murdered your own husband?"
The wife quietly replied, "I didn't kill him. He fell off the mantel while he was licking his bottom!