HoboOfTheHwy
Expert Expediter
A JB Hunt driver who has been out on the road for eight long weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!"
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The JB Hunt driver replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny. I'm homesick."
The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The JB Hunt driver replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny. I'm homesick."