How Long's It Been?
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you
seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative,
ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The
Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but
when is the last time you've been with a woman?" "1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously!? I mean, 1955!?" Feeling charitable and a little
bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to spend some time with him. Afterwards, panting for breath, she
leaned against his chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since
1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love
military time!
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of
extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached
the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you
seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative,
ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The
Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the
young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but
when is the last time you've been with a woman?" "1955, ma'am."
"Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
everything so seriously!? I mean, 1955!?" Feeling charitable and a little
bit drunk, she took his hand and led him to a private room where she
proceeded to spend some time with him. Afterwards, panting for breath, she
leaned against his chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since
1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love
military time!