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A man walked into a bar in Austin, Tx. and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching T.V., one of Hillary's political ads came on. After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's butt!" The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak...

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador...

Ond day a Catholic priest was doing his duty and a drunk man comes into his church. He stagers into the confession booth. The priest goes into his side of the booth. He slides the little window open and he hears the man grunting. This goes on for a few seconds. The priest says "Son, can I...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two pathetic men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate, and asked, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have no money for food," the first man replied. "Oh...