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Too good to toss There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected His sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad... The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir...

The missing piece of the mystery!

Two Coffees in Heaven! Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohamed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohamed should be higher...

Subject: Las Vegas Odds Maker's Prediction On The Election-- DIRECT FROM CAESAR’S PALACE: A Las Vegas "odds maker" gives his reasons for big win by Romney in November. Interesting analysis. Most political predictions are made by biased pollsters, pundits, or prognosticators who are...