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Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now . . . No Jesus No Christmas No television No cheerleaders No baseball No football No hockey No Nascar No tailgate parties No Wal-Mart No Home Depot No pork BBQ No hot dogs...

Fifty Years of Math 1957 - 2007 Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The countergirl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on...

Male or Female? You might not have known this, but many non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned...

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking Up behind her he says: "Hi there, good looking'. How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, Looks him straight in the eye and says: "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, Any Time...