What's the difference between a fairy tale and a trucker story?
A fairy tale begins with "Once upon a time" and a trucker story begins with "This ain't no bull----". Lame but kinda true.
When I got home last night my wife wanted me to take her out to somewhere expensive, she did not think it was funny when we went to the gas station.
Stand up for what you believe in, don't do something just because everyone else is!