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    What happened

    ... and then they came over here and crashed planes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon, and killed thousands of Americans on our soil. So we went back and kicked their asses!!!!
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    Hot sauce anyone?

    What is the "strangest" food you put hot sauce on? Scrambled eggs... peanut butter cookies... Just curious
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    More Tech Support Conversations

    Forgot another one... Customer called and said their keyboard was defective. Asked what the problem was, and they told me that the program they where using said to "Press Any Key", and they couldn't find the "ANY" key on there keyboard.
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    More Tech Support Conversations

    At a former job, I did Tech Support over the phone for a computer company. That was the only job I've ever had that kept me guessing from the time I arrived every morning till I left at night.... oh ... now my heads starting to pound, just like it did back then! My favs... "My cup hold broke...
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    Hot Sauce? How about Pinto Beans?

    This will become my weekend project this week. I'll report back with ALL of the results!
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    Ah, Sheriff Joe Arpaio again...

    Joe is my HERO! I wish more law enforcement officials had the balls to follow his lead. I was watching a show Monday night, about a woman who is a bounty hunter in Pheonix. She was bringing a girl in for some sort of bail related issue, and as they are walking up to the door of Joe's jail, you...
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    Cinco de Mayo

    Your in the US, type in English!!!!
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    The speech President Bush should make...

    Maybe we shold all "cut and paste" this into an email to the White House. Nicely done!!!
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    Door to door salesman

    A door to door saleman stops at the home of an elderly woman. She invites him inside, and they sit on the couch. Just as the salesman begins his talk, the phone rings. The woman excuses herself and leave the room to get the phone. While the elderly woman is gone, the salesman notices a bowl of...
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    For Cat Lovers

    So that's what the elderly people across the street are having delivered once a week. :9
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    Hot sauce anyone?

    It's been awhile since I've posted anything, and I figured this topic was a good place to step back in. I LOVE hot sauce, and if you like Frank's RedHot, stick with that. The flavor is better the Tabasco (Tabasco sauce tastes like dirt!), any day of the week. There are a few brands out there...
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    Go for High Score

    Best I could do was 40 sec
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    Amazing Surgeons

    You been drinking water from the bay again???
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    How weird are you?

    I only got an 89...
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    Greeting for Friends from Both Parties

    So true, so true. :7
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    The Interview

    Very nice.
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    Subject: Cute

    ... a yeast infection? That sounds like a half baked claim. I've heard some rumors, that Entenmann's was looking to have him fryed, but as I said, just rumors.
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    Just imagine!

    Fantastic!
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    Are you a good judge of character?

    7 out of 10. I guess I'm watching too much cable tv.
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    PONDERISMS

    Great stuff, but there seems to be a "Death" theme here.
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