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    Trick My Straight Truck...Need more Pics at EO Pho

    I collect 1/64th scale diecast tractor trailers.I enjoy looking,and taking pictures of different styles of trucks,and how owners customize their trucks,whether tractor trailer or straight trucks.I haven't seen any updates in any pictures in the EO photo gallery in awhile.Many of the trucks in...
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    Things kids say

    Two brothers who had been listening to older kids on the playground decided that they, too, wanted to sound older and more sophisticated. "You know," said the older brother, "I think I'm going to start using a swear word, too. I think I'll start saying, 'hell.'" "Wow, that would be cool," the...
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    Sayin goodbye to expediting

    I'm hanging it up on the expediting thing. I find it hard to drive for an owner,with a cargo van. I had fun while I did it.The best time was when I first started it in December 2002.I'm going back to delivering foodservice. There at least I know,I will have a consistant paycheck, and I don't...
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    A child's prayer

    One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father...
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    In the backwoods of Arkansas

    In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing." Soon, a...
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    A Redneck's Drivers License Application

    Last name: ________________ First name (check appropriate box): [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth-Ann Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F...
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    Only in West Virginia

    At a West Virginia high school a teacher was giving a lecture about ghosts. He asked the students to raise their hands,when he asked a question.The first question he asked,"Do you believe in ghosts"? About 90 students raised their hands. “Well that's a good start,†says the teacher, “Out...
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    CEO of FEDCC

    I like the idea of the CEO of FedCC article.I would like to see more articles of CEO's,in the future.I always wondered if something like this would come up.Thanks!
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    Redneck Landlord Letters

    1. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. 2. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. 4. The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand...
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    Mexican smuggling

    Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that get off the bike." The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties...
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    Would you take this load ?

    I was driving a Ford E 250,for some owners.I was offered a 2770 pound load from western Pa,in the AM to the west subburbs of Chicago,DELIVER AT 0600,THE NEXT DAY.The distance is not far.I turned the load down.In my eyes I was looking out for the owners van,hauling such a load,being a SAFETY...
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    I have 3 questions for you.

    1. IF a h/w were your owners that you drive for,the husband stays at home,let's say in the Southwest,and the wife runs expedite in a cargo van.The husband gets the paperwork from the expedite company,BUT is not smart enough (and he drove a straight truck for many years )to do the paperwork for...
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    Does Panther Force Canada

    I was wondering if Panther forces you to go to Canada? Me, myself I can't stand the place! Or anywhere in the Northeast.What if I refuse to go? Thanks !
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    Ad 4474 do not go with this guy

    Clean, well maintained 2004 Sprinter Model 2500 high roof, long wheelbase. Sleeper, microwave, TV,refrigerator,186,000 miles. You must be approved by ..... Will work with dependable hard worker any age/any gender. I'll pay all fuel, tolls, insurance, qualcom if you meet substantial monthly...
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    Little Johnny digging

    Little Johnny was in the garden filling a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?" "My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him."...
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    Watch when they claim they are Christian owners

    I have posted a message like this before.Watch who you sign on with.I went to orientation 9-11-06,and was going to drive for an owner leased to one of the largest expedite companies.I don't put any blame on the expedite company,what so ever.I accepted the owner's 40 cents a loaded mile...
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    Emergency Hometime....

    I had a real bad time last week,with all the wind.Then a stone hit my windshield and cracked it all the way across,from right to left. Then I got a call from home.Someone thought they needed my help from home,so being in Indy,I went home,after midnight,last Wednesday.Thursday morning I get a...
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    Runnin in a Sprinter

    I have always looked forward to runnin in a Sprinter.Until now...The last couple days has been hell on me.I can't stand the dang blasted thing.High winds make it impossible to steer.Let alone a big truck coming by and blowing me off the road,no matter how much weight I carry,nothing seems to...
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    NBC Poll

    Do you believe in God? NBC this morning had a poll on this question . They had the highest Number of responses that they have ever had for one of their polls, and the Percentage was the same as this: 86% to keep the words, IN God We Trust and God in the Pledge of Allegiance 14% against. That is...
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    Want to my own Sprinter

    I want to get into expediting,with my own Sprinter.I heard from a Dodge Sprinter dealership,that 2006 is the last year for a diesel Sprinter.They are going to gas,in 2007.I have really bad credit,is there any company that will even look at you with bad credit and loan you money,to start up a new...
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