Indiana isn't too bad, cost of living is really low, but Tennessee would be my choice, milder weather than we have and mountains, and it's beautiful....It's too flat here!!!
California has been falling into the ocean forever, I had friends parents down in North County San Diego lose there house that was on the cliff next to the ocean, eventually it will take out the road, just a matter of time...
You can have my offer:p I didn't sign up for fedex but I have been getting E-mails and phone calls. Maybe I signed up for a contest at the Expeditor show and am now on their radar