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  1. OntarioVanMan

    Ah, spring...

    Some of you have already paid your taxes and the rest will have to pay this week. I found this illustration of taxes and tax cuts written by David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D., Professor of Economics at the University of Georgia that I’d like to share with you: Since it is tax season, let's put...
  2. OntarioVanMan

    Becoming Illegal

    Becoming Illegal (Actual letter from an Iowa resident and sent to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington DC, 20510 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask...
  3. OntarioVanMan

    Day on A South Dakota Ranch

    On my brother-in-laws ranch! Taz is 10 yrs old! Harding County suffered a major brain drain on Wednesday when Jennifer Anders and I accompanied the Academic Olympic kids to McLaughlin. We stopped in Lemmon on the way home and saw Mike Gebhart at the gas station. Mike tried to hide his bandaged...
  4. OntarioVanMan

    Illegals working on DOD contract!!!

    From the J.B Society: As ABC News recently reported, according to an internal Justice Department memo the guidelines issued by U.S. attorneys in Texas showed that most illegal immigrants crossing into the state have to be arrested at least six times before federal authorities would prosecute...
  5. OntarioVanMan

    Canada Anyone Turned Back For Paperwork Not Being Cleared

    RE: I thought Americans would know about RE: Anyon If you have a 1-800 number a fax is free at Petro's! The same for 5th Wheel truck stops in Canada.
  6. OntarioVanMan

    More Things to Learn in Your First 90 Days

    Then there's outright lying!!*LOL* dispatch doesn't have to know you delivered early or p/u early...you can hold off telling them for abit! The computer only knows what you tell it...After all your "just aroiund the corner" or "i'am at the receivers waiting for a dock assignment" or" theres 6...
  7. OntarioVanMan

    A tale of two houses

    gregg... "only super power in the world."????
  8. OntarioVanMan

    More Things to Learn in Your First 90 Days

    jamin has it about right... Nothing like a 2pm pick up and you wait till 2 and the shipper says it was ready to go at 10am!! Don't wait! Also deliver early where possible. Sometimes dispatch will say the customer is closed at night so you grab a 2 hour nap get there and find out they had a...
  9. OntarioVanMan

    About SS

    My main sponsor is my wife but we had to get a 2nd sponsor to guarantee to support me for 5 yrs. if I didn't work. I had to sign-off from collecting any gov. handouts for 5 years! It is a temperary permit for 2 yrs to prevent marriage fraud and then I apply for permanent status. Wish my name...
  10. OntarioVanMan

    About SS

    to quote fkatz: Gotta put my 2 cents worth in, It seems that the Social Security might run out a lot faster since Congress passed that "ilegal Aliens" can recieve SS Benefits even though they did not contribute to it. AINT THAT A KICK IN THE YOU KNOW WHERE!!!! AND YOU KNOW ALL THEY HAVE TO DO...
  11. OntarioVanMan

    Indian Politics

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "I want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, coming right up." He gets the Indian a big mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo...
  12. OntarioVanMan

    Pee Test

    They prolly wouldn't have to pass out too many cheques if they drug screened welfare people!!
  13. OntarioVanMan

    Things to learn in your first 90 days

    Seeing your a newbee, they mught be just over-baby sitting you No trust on thier part. You'll get used to it...For me I ignore them. Theres a warning on the QC. DO NOT OPERATE WHILE DRIVING! I throw that in thier face when I am in a rowdy mood!!! Example: Pick up in NYC at rush hour and they are...
  14. OntarioVanMan

    gps!

    oooppps.....;)
  15. OntarioVanMan

    gps!

    This is unbelievable. You can track anyone via their cell phone by using the "satellite positioning system." Just type in the phone number with the area code and click "start search." Check this out! http://www.sat-gps-locate.com
  16. OntarioVanMan

    Happy Anniversary!

    >LOL.. good one! Congrats on the Anniversary! If I remember, >didn't she used to write some poetry? I'd hate to see her >reply... > >By the way, if I ALSO remember correctly, aren't you no >longer a Canadian Redneck, but an old fashioned, newly >minted American Redneck? > > > >Dreamer...
  17. OntarioVanMan

    Happy Anniversary!

    Broom...I guess they do, but I now live in NW South Dakota! 3 hours north of Rapid City (aka Mt. Rushmore)
  18. OntarioVanMan

    Happy Anniversary!

    To my wife JuJubeans (aka Judy) Kudzu is green, my dog's name is Blue, And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flappin' in the breeze. Softer than Blue's, and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excites me in May. You ain't got no...
  19. OntarioVanMan

    Centramatics

    I used to work at Firestone in the radial truck and bus cure dept. and then final inspection dept....Tires that balance up near perfect go to the truck Manufacturer, the ones that couldn't be ground down and factory balanced, went to dealers, They are not perfect but close, ones that exceeded a...
  20. OntarioVanMan

    Disgusting

    The dumping of untreated waste is a crime in some areas and so is exposing yourself in public. They could have been reported to the cops. I too am sorry you's had to see such a pig! On behalf of all decent males out there I too apologize for this pig in male clothing.x(
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