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    Dear Abby~

    Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job four years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he...
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    ** Expediter definitions... Forum responsibilities

    I have in no uncertain terms, made it known that I, and many other professionals on this forum have a problem with some of the advice given in this and other forums. Perhaps it is time some terminology regarding our industry... I cannot and do not respond to questions that I am not qualified...
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    Hey Louixo~ another pun for your collection

    A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cousin the lawyer in California, and they went for a hike in Yellowstone Park. While they were hiking they were attacked by 2 bears, one male and one female. The male bear dismembered and ate the Czechslovakian guy, but the lawyer managed to escape. He...
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    "Lot Lizards"

    My drivers have complained for months that their sleep in a south Texas town is interrupted frequently by "Lot Lizards" knocking on their truck doors. Curious to know just how many of these creatures exist, I found the following book very helpful. "Truckers and Lot Lizards" by Horatio N. Laredo
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    hey louixo~ Here's a thought provoking question..

    If a lady expediter spills coffe on her international paperwork, is it still necessary for her to have an annual papsmear???
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    louxio ~ I'll give it a try

    While waiting for a driver to make a very late night pickup, I decided to try one of my own... so be gentle, I wrote it about 3AM Sam Nicklaus owned a dinner in a neighboring community. In an effort to make his employees look more professional, he purchased shirts with his restaurants logo...
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    louxio ~ returned !

    A doctor visits the same bar each Friday, and always tries to improve on the flavor of his favoite drink, daiquiris. Last week feeling a little "nutty" he asked the bartender for hickory nuts to be blended into the mixture... The bartender replied... so that will be a Hickory, Daiquiri, Doc?
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    Luxio ~ this one is for you !

    This one takes a while.... so hang in there! In a remote area of northern Africa about 30 miles from the Mediterranean Sea, a very small ancient tribe continues a centuries old tradition. The tribe has been successful in keeping a pair of Porpoise alive with a daily feeding of newborn gulls...
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    Stuttering Bartender

    A few days ago I bellied up to a bar ... the bartender approached and said… “wha wha what can I get you?” I ordered a vodka and tonic and thought to myself… what courage! A man who stutters working as a bartender! I was engaging him in further conversation when a very large man came to the...
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    Small Business Owners ~ Bush Wins ! We Win !

    I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one am very happy with the elections results. If you own a small business, you too should be happy. Accelerated depreciation! Lower percentages on Federal Taxes! Tax incentives for small business growth! All of these and other issues put...
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