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Here is another one of those number games that make one wonder how they work (or who sits around thinking them up....) This is pretty amazing No cheating!!! This is a great psychological test and extremely accurate. It is amazing what modern math can do. FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR...

A man was driving when he saw the flash of a traffic camera. He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding... Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again...

DOCTORS & UNEMPLOYED" !!! An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it...

This is too true to be funny. The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about the following: A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of...

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to...

A huge hibernating male black bear was killed Nov. 2nd in southern Chippewa County when it was hit by a combine. Neil Schlough of Brimley was harvesting corn in a field on the Pinehurst Farm at about 7 o'clock that evening a few miles north of the Mackinac county line, just off of South...

MOTRIN and Robitussin D O N O T M I X ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Very important .. pass it on.. For all parents, grandparents and care providers. This is from my sister who is a teacher with the Red Oak School district . This was sent to us from a nurse in our district..... thought I'd...

PHONE REPAIR Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008 A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman...

This is a parent and grandparent MUST read!! Yesterday, my youngest daughter, Halle who is just 4 years old, was rushed to the ER by her father for being severely lethargic and incoherent in her classroom. He was called to her school by the school secretary who said that she was 'VERY VERY...

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp turns and blasts the...

f you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left. With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turn in the cans for the...

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the...

Two Different Versions! Two Different Morals *OLD VERSION:* The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant...

A guy goes into a bar and there is a robot bartender. The robot says, “What will you have?” The guy says “Martini.” The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, “What’s your IQ?” The guy says, “168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical...

The year is 1947. Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 62 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has...

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.... Tourist: $5.00 Broiled Missionary: $10.00 Fried Explorer: $15.00 Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00...

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally... but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to...

THIS IS WHY OUR HEALTH CARE IS SO HIGH!!! Bubba Had Shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked...

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway,and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said...

> After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. > So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. > The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy...