New government emblem

gatorfan068

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This government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a Bald Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that.....
 

tumbleweeds

Expert Expediter
Owner/Operator
This government today, announced that it's changing it's emblem from a Bald Eagle to a CONDOM, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're being screwed. It just doesn't get more accurate than that.....

Im glad the government screws me cuz its the only sex I get. At least they use a condom.
 
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