New Buffet in Ontario California

TheOGExpediterGuy · Feb 27, 2014

I'm right across the highway from the 2 truck stops here this is a Brand New Buffet and its big...They have King Crab Legs, Frog Legs, Duck, Duck Soup, Sushi, And Chinese food and Desert it's Good...After 3:45 it's $18.99 try it out my fellow Trucker Friends!!!

gunnerwife · Feb 27, 2014

I'm really hoping you meant duck soup! Lol. ;-)

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zorry · Feb 27, 2014

Those wacky van guys !

Turtle · Feb 28, 2014

If they have Dick Soup on the menu for $18.99 I gotta wonder what kind it actually is. Deer (stag) penis, bull penis and even turtle penis (#yum!) are all consumed regularly in restaurants in parts of China and southeast Asia, but tiger penis is the most expensive. Seriously. A bowl of tiger penis soup will cost you about $5700. Fortunately, more and more men are turning to Viagra instead of tiger penis to achieve the same results. If you do decide to buy some tiger penis make sure it is legit, shady shop owners often substitute ox or deer tendons for the real thing.

These types of soups, especially deer, have been documented in Chinese medicine for thousands of years. Deer penis soup is particularly good at treating sports related injuries. In 2008 at the Summer Olympics in China, they banned deer penis from athlete's diets, because is it traditionally made with the ephedra sinica plant, which is where the drug ephedra comes from in its natural form.

KickStarter6 · Feb 28, 2014

Turtle said:
If they have Dick Soup on the menu for $18.99 I gotta wonder what kind it actually is. Deer (stag) penis, bull penis and even turtle penis (#yum!) are all consumed regularly in restaurants in parts of China and southeast Asia, but tiger penis is the most expensive. Seriously. A bowl of tiger penis soup will cost you about $5700. Fortunately, more and more men are turning to Viagra instead of tiger penis to achieve the same results. If you do decide to buy some tiger penis make sure it is legit, shady shop owners often substitute ox or deer tendons for the real thing.

These types of soups, especially deer, have been documented in Chinese medicine for thousands of years. Deer penis soup is particularly good at treating sports related injuries. In 2008 at the Summer Olympics in China, they banned deer penis from athlete's diets, because is it traditionally made with the ephedra sinica plant, which is where the drug ephedra comes from in its natural form.

Single most ridiculous post I've ever personally read on EO lol

zorry · Feb 28, 2014

Turtle, has anyone ever told you that you know "too much " ? LOL

zorry · Feb 28, 2014

KickStarter6 said:
Single most ridiculous post I've ever personally read on EO lol

I bet you've been thinking about new "pick-up lines" all night.

Turtle · Feb 28, 2014

zorry said:
Turtle, has anyone ever told you that you know "too much " ? LOL

I trained as a chef in a French kitchen. You learn stuff. You want me to tell you about Chicken Testicle soup? It's a soup I've made, more than once. It's like a chicken noodle vegetable soup, only the chicken meat is, well, you know. It's quite tasty, with the chicken nuggets having a snappy tight skin like a natural casing hot dog, and a creamy custard-like center. For extra flavor add some browned chicken gizzards. It's a popular dish (without the gizzards) in Taiwan, and you'll find it with the gizzards in French cuisine and in some pockets of the American South (although the only restaurant I know of that serves is has it on the menu as Rooster Nut Soup).

letsdrive · Feb 28, 2014

Wow from a buffet to testicle soup I know buffet have variety I guess so does eo lol

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skyraider · Feb 28, 2014

Turtle said:
I trained as a chef in a French kitchen. You learn stuff. You want me to tell you about Chicken Testicle soup? It's a soup I've made, more than once. It's like a chicken noodle vegetable soup, only the chicken meat is, well, you know. It's quite tasty, with the chicken nuggets having a snappy tight skin like a natural casing hot dog, and a creamy custard-like center. For extra flavor add some browned chicken gizzards. It's a popular dish (without the gizzards) in Taiwan, and you'll find it with the gizzards in French cuisine and in some pockets of the American South (although the only restaurant I know of that serves is has it on the menu as Rooster Nut Soup).

I know after all the serious stuff Mr. T post, this is the best,,,lmaorof. I gotta have a whataburger now....

zorry · Feb 28, 2014

I feel like fasting..,,

KickStarter6 · Feb 28, 2014

The conversation has gone to the Rocky Mountain oysters lol

Moot · Feb 28, 2014

Turtle said:
I trained as a chef in a French kitchen. You learn stuff.

So now you know where all the foreskins go after circumcisions.

By the way, TJ doesn't know dick about duck soup.

zorry · Feb 28, 2014

Where, to eat at that buffet ?

Apologies to the OP, I don't even know him.
But I have seen him dance.

gunnerwife · Feb 28, 2014

Rocky mountain oysters.....yum!

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LDB · Feb 28, 2014

Outside commentary aside, the OIP (originally intended post) sounds quite good but for that much money I'm not sure I wouldn't rather go twice to Golden Corral or three times to Panera etc..