Happy clerihew day!!!

OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
HAPPY CLERIHEW DAY!!!T



Today is Clerihew Day. What's that, you may well ask? It's the birthday of poet, journalist, and author Edmund Clerihew Bentley (1875-1956), who created the most venerated form of poetry in all the English language: the Clerihew.

The Clerihew is a four-line verse where the end of the first line, or more often the full first line, is the subject’s name. Clerihews have an AABB rhyme scheme and meter is of secondary (or no) importance. This was written by Clerihew when he was 16:



Sir Humphry Davy
Was not fond of gravy.
He lived in the odium
Of having discovered sodium.

My contribution:

Judy and Ken did cargo vanning
Did many miles of scenery scanning
many years have past since then
and they sit on the porch like an old hen.

Now it's your turn! Write your own Clerihew following the simple rules above.
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ntimevan

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Happy Bored in Minnesota day... Lol

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OntarioVanMan

Retired Expediter
Owner/Operator
Happy Bored in Minnesota day... Lol

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Once upon a time was a Iowa man
who called himself ntimevan
he drove what is called an apple cart
as it appeared he had no heart.....

:p
 

ntimevan

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Once upon a time was a Iowa man
who called himself ntimevan
he drove what is called an apple cart
as it appeared he had no heart.....

:p

He also has a new trick
To sharpen his Poking Stick

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highway star

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Highway Star likes to ride his Harley,
afterwards consuming some beverage with barley.
But, alas, it's time to haul some freight,
the rumble between his legs will have to wait.
 

zorry

Veteran Expediter
The rumble between Highway Star's legs will have to wait
His wife said "That's OK,it aint that great
For Ragman to want to say nothin'
That, my friends,is really somethin'
 

in-Transit

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
I drive a van that runs quite great
Till I get loaded on the interstate
It grumbles and bounces and frightfully veers
Till a tire passes me that came from the rear!


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ebsprintin

Veteran Expediter
The Clerihew is a four-line verse where the end of the first line, or more often the full first line, is the subject’s name.
 

Moot

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
The Clerihew is a four-line verse where the end of the first line, or more often the full first line, is the subject’s name.

Eric B. Sprintin
got tired of sittin.
So to make amends
he bought a Mercedes Benz
 

cheri1122

Veteran Expediter
Driver
Mouton the crouton
Is sly - you're darn tootin!
With loud proclamations to "Ban the van!"
He's retiring himself just as quick as he can. ;)
 

Ragman

Veteran Expediter
Retired Expediter
Our team is called the Lions
Not winning is not due to not tryings,
The old coach is named Schwartz
He never bothered with the fortz.

:rolleyes:
 

ntimevan

Veteran Expediter
Owner/Operator
Ontario Van Man
Drives a sprinter van
When he gets a New idea
It gives John diarrhea...:p

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