The part I like is " I told that DOT guy (take your pick of any of these)
Son back off I am in a hurry and don't have time.
Your scales are wrong,I am out of here.
I don't have my logbook,so he let me leave.
So what I only have one light working.
There is nothing wrong with my brakes,go back to DOT School.
It's none of your business what my freight is.
and on and on.
