One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, doctor, lawyer and so forth.
But little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father he replied "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask him "Is that really true about your father?" "No" the boy said. "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
But little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father he replied "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by his statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask him "Is that really true about your father?" "No" the boy said. "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."